Its been like years months since the last time the blog was last updated or checked by the owner. Well, its not like anyone would give a damn care for the disappearance of little germs like her in d blogging world. But I guess it did raise public peer curiousity as to know the reason why d blog had turn out hideously grimy……(owwhh….mushroom were even spot to be sprouting everywhere and spider web pop- up in almost every corner….waat?...u cant see them..owh then maybe sore loser like u hv little less imagination than me…hahahaha…no offense..lol)
As to answer all the public peers curious concern, d “missin blogger” had been summon to attend a talkshow host by the not so clever dim-witted owner of d blog which is herself….n here Im welcoming myself into the talk show…give a big applaud everyone…(spotlight trailing my figure as I walk in with much pride…haha)
Me : thank kiu…ten kiu…ten kiu….(waving as I sit down with grinning smile)
Host : Its an honour to have u for tonight. Err…before we proceed can I call u retard? So dat we are
more familiarized with each other.
Me : Owh…sure. U can call me whatever u like coz u are me n I were u….dim witted!! Just to note,
Ive come here to clarify things so just go n shoot whatever question u feel like it. Bring it on.
Host : Than Ill start wif d warm up question. Did u like to brag?...coz I sense u like doing so…aren’t u?
...dats why u write d whole crap in english rite…
Me : ahahaha. Come again?...did I misheard dat…lol..no..its nonononono thing…well I guess d reason
its dat my english sucks n I wanted to see to what extend I can write ….n get off with it. How much
it can improve me.. Im not good in speaking either n I figure I’ll do better writing than speaking.
Dats is why...owh…as for bm….i guess Im way to pro n familiar with it n so I don’t see need any
space of improvement for it….haha…but just so u know…I got A1 for bm for spm…hohoho…
aren’t dat great? (fake laugh with audience puking as background)
Host : Well I guess ur last statement prove dat my sense is right. U do like to brag. Heh.Flick2.
Listen retard. I love the chit chat butu bored everyone out. Lets just cut-off to core issue as why u have been called up here?
Me : Bout dat. Well Im so happy dat d public peer were so concern of me. Tenk kiu , really. Well as for
the disappearance….Ive actually…kind of forget dat I own a blog coz I found a new obsession really…a nice one I can say….although it’s a bit sickening for a bored normal person average guy
out there….(chuckles disgustingly…eye rolling upwards…imagining dat particular obsession Ive
been dweelin d couple of month)….hahaha….guess wat….its very addictive…u guys should try doing
it too….this new obsession was so great dat u can have all d emotion while u r at it….u can smile…
u can laugh…u can felt sick….mad….owhh…n it kepts ur little brain busy too…into thinkin wat to
write up…how d story line would go…
Host suddenly go berserk bcoz he cant stand with my long pointless babbles n start slapping me violently with 1m/s velocity……the audience turn awwedd..
Host : D heck are u craping. U better lain down the whole dirt. U think u can blind me with ur wishy washy
talk?...Just tell me where have u been gone? Speak!!(threatening with malice)
Me : Alright2. Im sory. I have been too much absorb with www.fanfiction.net . Spent most of my time there.
Writing my own fiction n reading other people fiction. Critizing n “kutuk”- in other people writing….
yes2…its been so much fun until I forget the world of blogging…(never been a pationate one oso)…
u cant imagine how would it feel to rewrite d existing manga/anime/books/movie/comics or anythng dat
….blalalalalalala…ooucchh….!!
Host start punching me like a punching bag mercilessly. Streams of unconsciousness slowly drift my mind and babbles away….
Begone for now!!
